HTML

I have been practicing HTML for the past month or so, and have finally put it into action. I can do a basic website. I am working on my first site, PuppyZone.Net, a dog website. It is still in the making, and I am working hard. see my progress at : www.puppyzonedotnet.webs.com

Pet Rock!

I got a pet rock. I call him Rocky right now, but I will give him a better name later. I took him to school, and every time someone tried to annoy me, I just said "I have Rocky!" and the got quiet. I taught him how to sit, lie down, play dead, stay, jump through a hoop, roll over, and attack (The last three need some help.). He lives in a cleared out dresser drawer.

Do you have a pet rock? Did you have one as a kid? Do you want one? Please post about it in the comments. I want to know about them!

All Dogs Go To Heaven

A funny debate, got me thinking about pet rocks...
www.thedogpress.com/SideEffects/Funny/All-Dogs-To-Heaven.asp

Randomness of the Week 2

"Blah blah blah, pie, blah blah bah somthing about world domination, blah blah blah, I will destroy you!"
-Masked Cookie, Super Pie Guy Comics

New Computer!

I just got a new laptop! Now I can post faster! Yay!

Randomness Of The Week 1

This is a new segment on my site, Randomness of the Week, or ROTW.

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An Email from Emily L.

kitteh rockin du houze.comez to theh conert town squarez comez women comez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kitteh rock.peace out.old school.YOU ROCKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kitteh rockz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kitteh sleepy.LIGHTZ OUT! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Idiotic People

I had a post on one of my old blogs and a took some parts from it. They are stories from people who had experiences with idiots.
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We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce. ' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the ligh t is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments
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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, ' I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
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I hope you enjoyed hearing these. They were on a post in the Showdog.com Off-Topic Forum a long time ago.