Pet Rock!

I got a pet rock. I call him Rocky right now, but I will give him a better name later. I took him to school, and every time someone tried to annoy me, I just said "I have Rocky!" and the got quiet. I taught him how to sit, lie down, play dead, stay, jump through a hoop, roll over, and attack (The last three need some help.). He lives in a cleared out dresser drawer.

Do you have a pet rock? Did you have one as a kid? Do you want one? Please post about it in the comments. I want to know about them!